Category Archives: humor

poking fun at current events

Stop FMI Extermination. Join the Fight to Save the Twinkie!

Posted on November 20, 2012 by vortextual

In the general remorse over the outcome of the 2012 presidential election (much to our surprise, Libertarian Gary Johnson lost overwhelmingly) the disastrous demise of an American icon, Hostess food treats, is going largely un-noticed. We think it is a … Continue reading →

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Global Warming Update: Climate Change is for Everyone.

Posted on November 3, 2012 by vortextual

Some people are saying that the Antarctic sea ice is expanding and it is getting colder at the South Pole. I just finished reading the following article in Forbes Magazine.  Man, this makes me hopping mad.  http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2012/09/19/antarctic-sea-ice-sets-another-record/  What the F—?  … Continue reading →

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Superstorm Sandy Victims Need Help: Obama Comes to the Rescue

Posted on November 1, 2012 by vortextual

The victims of Hurricane Sandy in New Jersey and New York are facing weeks without power, water, and heat.  But Barack Obama has announced his plan to help keep people warm.  Obama has taken command of the Federal Emergency Management … Continue reading →

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Liberal Energy: More Great Ideas to Save Mother Earth

Posted on April 24, 2012 by vortextual

More Liberal Energy Ideas One of my past literary efforts is an old post, Liberal Energy Ideas.  In it, I review the efforts of liberals in America to create the kind of energy future they want. Well, I have a … Continue reading →

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Why Women Voters Favor Democrats

Posted on April 21, 2012 by vortextual

Here’s the latest report from our undercover undisclosed location with the liberal democrat’s 2012 election machine. Are you wondering why women (especially women with children) overwhelmingly favor liberal democrats?  Well, here is the inside scoop, reported directly from the beating … Continue reading →

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Election 2012. The Liberal Strategy Revealed.

Posted on April 6, 2012 by vortextual

Its been a few weeks since I have made a post.  I can now disclose that I have been working undercover among liberals across the nation, investigating the campaign 2012 strategies.  It has been interesting work. I traveled undercover posing … Continue reading →

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Chevy Volt Sales Are Really Taking Off.

Posted on March 5, 2012 by vortextual

The sales of the fabulous Chevy Volt electric car (with the auxiliary gas engine in case you actually need to drive somewhere) are really taking off. Government Motors is ecstatic.  Sales are so good that California is bending the rules … Continue reading →

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Liberal Economics: Not Just Condoms Should be Free.

Posted on March 2, 2012 by vortextual

The Liberal List of Things that Should be Paid for by Someone Else. Recently, my liberal friends have all been on a tear regarding women’s contraception.  The keep telling me that if a woman needs contraception it should be paid … Continue reading →

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Secret Democrat Plan Behind the Contraception Buzz

Posted on February 17, 2012 by vortextual

Everyone is all abuzz regarding the subject of contraception in America.  My liberal friends are no exception.  In fact, most modern liberals in America (not just the one’s I know) are totally focused on the issue of a “Woman’s Right … Continue reading →

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Customs and Border Protection Captures Rogue Hair Dryers. Acts to Protect Contraception.

Posted on February 16, 2012 by vortextual

Good news on the Border Protection issue.  Brave guardians of the border at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency have arrested thousands of hair dryers that were trying to illegally enter the United States and kill U.S. citizens. http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/dhs-cbp-stops-thousands-unsafe-hair-dryers/376786 … Continue reading →

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Stop the Keystone Pipeline. Make Room for Another Obama Green Energy Idea.

Posted on January 20, 2012 by vortextual

Some big corporations and big unions want to build a new oil pipeline to bring Canadian oil to the United States.  These companies have brainwashed millions of people to think this is a good idea.  They say it will create … Continue reading →

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Tax the Rich. Make Them Pay Their Fair Share

Posted on December 5, 2011 by vortextual

I have been listening carefully to my liberal friends explain their solution for excessive government spending. They say we should tax the rich. We should tax the rich more. We should tax the rich a lot more. My question is:  … Continue reading →

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Christmas Books for Liberals

Posted on November 30, 2011 by vortextual

Christmas Gift Book Suggestions. I got so many thank you notes for my excellent gift list for liberals that I decided to offer some more gift suggestions, with the focus on books. It’s not always easy to find just the … Continue reading →

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A Christmas List for My Liberal Friends.

Posted on November 28, 2011 by vortextual

It’s coming up on that time of year when we all open our hearts to the less fortunate among us and we try to show our compassion with generous gift-giving. With this in mind I have been thinking about Christmas … Continue reading →

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Occupy Wall Street. The Rise (and Fall) of the YD FMI.

Posted on November 15, 2011 by vortextual

Even for my regular readers the acronym “FMI” may be new and unfamiliar. It is derived from my post that allows Obama voters to fit themselves into three different groups based upon their activities and their views. These categories are, … Continue reading →

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Will Aliens Bail Out the Eurozone and Solve the European Debt Crisis?

Posted on November 6, 2011 by vortextual

It is beginning to be clear that the sovereign credit crisis in Europe will not be solved anytime soon.  In fact, it is becoming increasingly clear that the only solution to the crisis may be sovereign debt defaults. Imagine that.  Governments … Continue reading →

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Chevy Volt Sales 2011

Posted on October 8, 2011 by vortextual

Chevy Volt Sales Disappoint: Obama Has Solutions Barack Obama reacted today to critics suggesting that sale of the plug-in hybrid Chevy Volt show that it’s a piece of junk. Recently released sales statistics show just 723 Volts sold in September … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Greatest Energy Innovation

Posted on October 6, 2011 by vortextual

The latest innovation from Government Motors is a design adapted from work by that world renowned innovator, Barack Obama.  The Energy Department has provided funding to G.M. in the amount of $785 Billion for start up and production.  The first … Continue reading →

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Obama Jobs Speech Translated

Posted on September 8, 2011 by vortextual

On September 9, 2011 Pres. Obama made another speech. In keeping with our duty to offer translations of what Obama actually says, here is the decoded version of his latest exercise in verbosity. Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of … Continue reading →

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2012 Presidential Race.

Posted on September 7, 2011 by vortextual

I have really been pondering the 2012 presidential race. It still looks like Barack Obama will be the democrat candidate. This is understandable. Even though he has no history of outstanding achievement and no record of success as president, he … Continue reading →

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