Stop FMI Extermination. Join the Fight to Save the Twinkie!

In the general remorse over the outcome of the 2012 presidential election (much to our surprise, Libertarian Gary Johnson lost overwhelmingly) the disastrous demise of an American icon, Hostess food treats, is going largely un-noticed.

We think it is a Republican plot to try and starve to death the Obama FMI voters.

As you may have noticed, HO-HO’s are black. Not to mention the fact that they are HO’s.  Is this a coincidence?  I think not.  Leave it to republicans, those racist butt-heads, to try and get rid of this favorite American food treat.

But it does not stop there.  As everyone knows, the American Eskimo population voted overwhelmingly for Obama.  Romney claims it was because Obama promised to give them free whale blubber but we all know the real truth.  They love Obama because he is such a fine President and he is trying to stop global warming so the Eskimos won’t fall into the OCEAN!!

So what do Romney and his Republican, racist, nativist, Eskimo hating, Morman ass-hole friends do?  They get rid of a famous Eskimo dietary treat, the Hostess Sno-Ball!!!

Can you see the very clear and distinct Igloo shape.  I sure can!!  Stop Eskimo hatred!!

What if they go after the Eskimo Pie?  What will people in Washington and Colorado eat when they are stoned?

Will Romney stop at nothing?

We have firm evidence that Romney and John Boehner are trying to starve Obama FMI voters to punish them for electing Obama.  What better way to destroy the glorious victory of our dear leader than to kill the very people who went to the polls on his behalf?   This is totally insidious.

Recent polls of Obama-Phone owners show that many of them are members of the HOSTESS Diet Plan.  This plan, a favorite among unemployed or disabled FMI voters, allows you to exclusively eat all your favorite Hostess fine foods and gain weight more quickly so you become obese and can get federal disability and free Medicaid health insurance.

Of course, the centerpiece of this plan to starve FMI voters is to eliminate the most famous Hostess dietary wonder food of all, the Twinkie.

Just think, without the Twinkie, the Ho-Ho’s, the Snow-balls, and all the other necessary foods provided by Hostess, FMI voters will not be able to easily carry their food supplies with them while they camp out in front of stores before Black Friday, waiting to get a new flat screen TV for $15.00.

How will they endure and survive the trauma of sitting for days on end in uncomfortable lawn chairs or lying on the hard pavement without their twinkies?

I think you can probably see clearly that this attempt to eliminate Obama voters by cutting off their food supply must be stopped.

So what can we do?  Well obviously, Obama must nationalize the Twinkie.  The government must take over the entire existing supply of Hostess dietary delights and take over future production of all the items.

Then we need a system to distribute the items to the Obama FMI nationwide so they do not starve.  With the government in charge, the way is clear to use this program to help prevent global warming by using Chevy Volt battery cars for Twinkie deliveries to poor neighborhoods.  How about giving away one free package of condoms with every powdered-sugar coated hostess donette?   We could even rejuvenate the solar power industry by giving away a free solar powered oven with every dozen Ho-Ho’s.

Warm Ho’s for breakfast.  Oh My!!  Does it get much better than that for an FMI mother and her little ones?

So join the fight to save all those tasty Hostess treats.  Sign up now to nationalize Twinkies!!

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Thoughts on the Obama re-election. Who are the Real Winners?

The victory and re-election of Barack Obama raises the question:  Who are the real winners in the 2012 Presidential election?

Here’s my assessment.

1.  If you believe that a person who gives approximately $4 million dollars to charities in one year is too greedy to be President of the United States, you are an Obama winner.

2.  If you believe that how you cast your vote for President is a good way to seek revenge on people you do not like, you are an Obama winner.

3.  If you believe that free contraceptives for college girls is a civil rights issue, you are an Obama winner.

4.  If you believe that having nearly 50% of the American public pay no federal income taxes is indicative of “paying your fair share” you are an Obama winner.

5.  If you believe that good government and successful foreign policy includes covering up the facts behind the murder of four Americans overseas, including a United States Ambassador, you are an Obama winner.

6.  If you believe that a good example of being non-partisan involves continuously demonizing your election opponents, you are an Obama winner.

7.  If you believe that having nearly 50% of the American people receive some form of wealth transfer from the federal government is a good, long-term path to prosperity, you are an Obama winner.

8.  If you believe that continual monthly increases in the number of Americans who cannot find work constitutes an economic recovery, you are an Obama winner.

9.  If you believe that increasing government borrowing and spending beyond the limits of what can be re-paid without severe consequences is a good, long-term path to prosperity, you are an Obama winner.

10.  If you believe that reducing  a 7% annual spending increase on any particular federal program to a 6% annual spending increase constitutes a dramatic and dangerous cut in spending, you are an Obama winner.

I could go on and on with this but I think you will get the point.  Well, maybe the FMI voters will not get the point but there’s nothing I can do about that.

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Global Warming Update: Climate Change is for Everyone.

Some people are saying that the Antarctic sea ice is expanding and it is getting colder at the South Pole.

I just finished reading the following article in Forbes Magazine.  Man, this makes me hopping mad.

 What the F—?  Haven’t the butt-cans in the southern hemisphere heard the news?

 IT’S CALLED GLOBAL warming you ass-holes. Just because you are in the southern hemisphere does not mean you get to exempt!  What is wrong with these tube-steaks down there?   This is the reason why those people have to be on the bottom half of the planet!  Did they not get the memo?  Do they think they are some kind of special case? 

Here the entire other half of the world, THE TOP HALF I MUST SAY, are all on-board with the GLOBAL plan but NOOOOOO, the commies on the bottom half have to be different!

 Bunch of socialists if you ask me.  What’s so difficult about cooperating with the rest of us, the entire upper half of the planet?  Don’t they have cars down there?  Don’t they have airplanes and cows?  Are they holding their breath?  Don’t they have bar-b-ques and lawn mowers?  GOD!  THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!   If you ask me, it’s obvious someone is not pulling on the rope with the rest of the team.

Well, I am not going to just sit quietly while our brave scientists prove the facts that humans are warming the planet and these jerks down south refuse to go along.  Do they think we are going to just waste millions of dollars compiling data and facts and computer models and killing our polar bears and flooding our cities and burning our forests and flying jet planes to global climate change meetings, and listening to Algore and Obama and Mayor Bloomberg, and eating meat, and breathing while they just take their siestas and glibly refuse to go along? 


 What can we do you say?  Well, I think we need to show those bottom-half global warming deniers that they can’t just ride in the wagon while we do all the pulling.  So, here’s my plan.

 Get a big fan.  Not some puny, half-ass room fan.  I mean a big one.  A big, box fan from Wal Mart.  Then, go outside and start your truck or car or SUV or RV or motorcycle.  Or better yet, get some old tires and set them on fire in your yard.  (No, you liberals can’t use your crappy electric cars for this.  Get a real car you wimps.  Be a man and buy a truck.  Borrow one in the meantime.) 

 Set the fan beside the exhaust pipe or fire and aim it to the south.  If we all act together, we can blow enough carbon dioxide down there to force them to have GLOBAL warming, like the whole fu—–  rest of the planet!!!

 I have attached a photo so all of you can see how this is done. 

Send your CO-2 south today!

So don’t delay.  Start today.  Together, we will show those bottom half global warming deniers that we mean business.

 Don’t stop there.  Send this message to your friends.  Make sure you send it to anyone who is a Global Warming Zealot.  We will need their help with this.  Really.  This will get them on board for sure.  Especially the part about the fan.  They love this kind of community organizing.  We must all be in this together.


 Man, I feel better now.  I  think I will go back to listening to my Joan Baez music and reading “Earth in the Balance” as soon as I send this.

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Superstorm Sandy Victims Need Help: Obama Comes to the Rescue

The victims of Hurricane Sandy in New Jersey and New York are facing weeks without power, water, and heat.  But Barack Obama has announced his plan to help keep people warm.  Obama has taken command of the Federal Emergency Management Agency and is directing relief efforts.

Under Obama’s leadership FEMA has turned to our friends in Central America to help Americans in distress.  FEMA will buy and deliver over 100,000 outdoor heating devices to provide community heat for displaced people in New Jersey and New York.

These high volume convection heaters will be delivered to communities in the coming weeks and FEMA has pledged to have hundreds of units up and running in time for Thanksgiving.  In addition, to ensure that there is no interruption in planned Thanksgiving Day dining, Barack Obama has also directed the Department of Energy to redirect funding designated for bankrupt solar panel companies.  Beginning immediately, the Department of Energy will purchase thousands of outdoor cooking units suitable for roasting turkeys.

Even though these are outstanding examples of Federal Government innovation directed by Barack Obama our dear leader has pledged to do more.

Most of us remember the billions of dollars directed to the manufacture and sale of electric cars such as the Government Motors Chevy VOLT and the FISKER Karma.  It now appears that these cars, although dismal failures as a means of transportation, will have new found usefulness for disaster relief and assistance.

Reports of electric car explosions and fires have proliferated.  Chevy Volt Battery Fires Threaten All Electric Vehicle Makers.

It appears that the high tech batteries in some electric cars tend to catch fire when the wiring shorts and internal and external heat reaches combustion temperatures.  Of course, this tendency is a serious detriment for someone driving down the road but there is a silver lining.

Our President has taken note of the reports that some FISKER electric hybrid cars caught fire during the Hurricane Sandy flooding.  Fisker Karma Hybrids caught fire .

With this in mind, President Obama has also ordered the Dept of Energy to purchase thousands of FISKER Karma Hybrids and unsold Chevy Volts for immediate delivery to New Jersey.  These cars will be stationed though-out the devastated areas so that people can use them for emergency heat sources.  Citizens will be instructed how to spray the cars with water to ignite the batteries and the burning vehicles will provide immediate warmth for hundreds.

All Americans can be thankful for the clever and inspired leadership in Washington D.C.

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Islamic Politics in Belgium and England

European politics is a mystery to many.  However, occasionally we need to pay attention.  A friend sent me these links.

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The Obama Defeat Aftermath.

After the November election. The post Obama fallout.

No one knows how the presidential election next week will turn out. At present, Mitt Romney is leading in some polls and a number of important indicators (early voting results, voter enthusiasm, support among independent voters, crowd size, and money raising) are breaking in Romney’s favor.

Therefore, it is worth discussing the post election events that will follow an Obama defeat.

Many liberal news outlets and liberal groups are trying to create the illusion that Obama is leading in the polls. They are doing this by including higher numbers of democrats in their polls, typically around 8% more democrats. By asking more democrats how they will vote the pollsters give Obama a comfortable 3% to 5% lead.

These polls are purposely inaccurate. Liberals are engaged in an effort to undermine and de-legitimize a Romney victory. They are setting the stage to claim that Romney is not a legitimate winner.

Look for this to continue on election day with bogus “exit polls” that show Obama winning, just as they did in 2004 when exit polls showed John Kerry to be the winner over George Bush.

If Obama loses the liberal spin machine will go into overdrive. White males will vote heavily for Romney and will be called racist, even though many of them voted for Obama 4 years ago. Women who vote for Romney will be discredited as motivated by fear of a deteriorating economy and not aware of how dangerous President Romney will be. Republicans will be accused of “buying the election” using donations from big corporations and the “1%” who rule the world and exploit everyone else for their own selfish benefit.

If defeated, Obama, his band of thugs from Chicago, and delusional, misguided liberals from big cities across American will not go quietly. They will still have over two full months to wreak havoc.

Even in defeat Obama will receive at least 47% of the total popular vote and probably more. He will refer to this 47%+ as “millions of votes” and will say that he got more votes than either George Bush or Bill Clinton. He will say that in his last two months he will not desert the millions of people who need him for protection from the evil republicans.

Keep this in mind as Obama and the other lame duck democrats stonewall all attempts to stop the largest tax increases on the middle class in American history. Keep this in mind as Obama and the other lame ducks push to preserve their toxic mix of tax increases and arbitrary spending cuts in a deliberate attempt to spark another deep recession at the very beginning of the new Romney administration.

Despite recent denials to the contrary Obama demanded the tax increases and arbitrary spending cuts, effective on Jan. 1, 2013 as a condition to keeping taxes at their present level during the last budget “compromise” passed by Congress in 2011. In 2011 Obama admitted that tax increases would be devastating during high unemployment and very slow growth. Now, unemployment is still very high and economic growth is slower now than it was in 2011. The tax increases and arbitrary spending cuts will be even more devastating.

But, as a way to damage Romney in the first months of 2013, as a way to place blame for further harm to the American middle class on the “1%” led by Republicans, and as a way to create the narrative that Romney destroyed the Obama economic recovery, democrats will work very hard to implement their plan to further harm the U.S. economy.

If you think this is not possible, or if you think this is unlikely, I hope you are right. But I cannot help but think of the brave American soldiers in Libya fighting from a roof top in Benghazi to save the lives of U.S. government employees, while Obama and his coterie of cowards sat in the White House for seven hours watching live video feeds from overhead drone aircraft and refusing to send any help to save those soldiers’ lives.

These people will not step back from their own self interest and will not act to protect the American people if they think something harmful to our economy will rebound to their own benefit.

There is a reason why some people say “OBAMA” stands for “One Big Ass Mistake America“. The two months after his defeat will be hazardous for us all.

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President Obama’s Taxpayer-Backed Green Energy Failures

The following is an article regarding the incredible rate of failure by Barack Obama when it comes to energy policy.  He truly does manage to pick the losers when wasting taxpayer money.

The article contains a list of the losers chosen by the Obama Administration.  The amount of money lost is staggering.

Go here to read our previous article about Liberal Energy Ideas.

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